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See if I made out with a tranny I’d be more like “ooooh, you got me.” I mean if you look like a hot woman you’re probably hot.
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I'm pretty awesome. I can bench like 500 lbs. on a bad day.
I wanna be the first man to nail a supermodel on the moon.
I like wine... but in a manly way that makes bitches holla at me.
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yesss
SORRY I DIDN’T MENTION. WHISKEY IN A 711 SLUSHIE WAS RYAN’S IDEA. IT’S CALLED A HEMPSTEAD CARBOMB. THE BOMB IS A 5 HOUR ENERGY THAT WILL BE DROPPED IN LATER.
Fucking damn right.
I wonder what’s in there…
TRAP
I’m sure the common idea is that it’s not porn, but I hope that it IS porn because I don’t want my soldiers fighting with full testicles.
fat people are full of poop.
This man is also in this picture I posted in Febuary. Before you unfollow me just… take that all in… just think about that for a while…
sometimes editors are busy. and no one talks to the ad dept. it’s so damn hard to find anyway
Oh man. That’s good stuff right there.
noah’s ark is a boat. noah’s arc is a television show about “the lives of four black gay friends dealing with everyday trials, tribulations, triumphs and tragedies.”
If I had a Netflix I would add this to it right now.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!
I hate it I hate it I hate it!
I went back and finished Vanilla Sky. It was my second time seeing it (the first time I saw it was in 2001 in theaters. I went with my dad and I’m not sure why because no one knew it was a mindfuck/sci-fi/philosophy movie yet. I think it was probably because I wanted to see boobs.)
But either way, I noticed a lot of things I didn’t catch the first time. But God damn does it still strike me with the strangest mix of existential dread, fear, and it just make me so sad. What I think makes it stand out though isn’t the mindfuck/whoaaaa no way ending, but how much character work Cameron Crowe does up until that.
Also, now in my 20’s it’s all the more relevant because I’m an arrogant prick that drinks too much and have a wonderful Hispanic girlfriend.
I want to have sex to a Sigur Ros song now.
Favorite Billy Zane quote:
“Hello, my name is Billy Zane.”
I just like blew my mind.
About
I'm pretty awesome. I can bench like 500 lbs. on a bad day.I wanna be the first man to nail a supermodel on the moon.
I like wine... but in a manly way that makes bitches holla at me.
Links
Ryan Patrick Broderick Ryan.Broderick@gmail.com @RyanhatesthisBlog RSS
yesss
SORRY I DIDN’T MENTION. WHISKEY IN A 711 SLUSHIE WAS RYAN’S IDEA. IT’S CALLED A HEMPSTEAD CARBOMB. THE BOMB IS A 5 HOUR ENERGY THAT WILL BE DROPPED IN LATER.
Fucking damn right.
I wonder what’s in there…
TRAP
I’m sure the common idea is that it’s not porn, but I hope that it IS porn because I don’t want my soldiers fighting with full testicles.
fat people are full of poop.
This man is also in this picture I posted in Febuary. Before you unfollow me just… take that all in… just think about that for a while…
sometimes editors are busy. and no one talks to the ad dept. it’s so damn hard to find anyway
Oh man. That’s good stuff right there.
noah’s ark is a boat. noah’s arc is a television show about “the lives of four black gay friends dealing with everyday trials, tribulations, triumphs and tragedies.”
If I had a Netflix I would add this to it right now.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!
I hate it I hate it I hate it!
I went back and finished Vanilla Sky. It was my second time seeing it (the first time I saw it was in 2001 in theaters. I went with my dad and I’m not sure why because no one knew it was a mindfuck/sci-fi/philosophy movie yet. I think it was probably because I wanted to see boobs.)
But either way, I noticed a lot of things I didn’t catch the first time. But God damn does it still strike me with the strangest mix of existential dread, fear, and it just make me so sad. What I think makes it stand out though isn’t the mindfuck/whoaaaa no way ending, but how much character work Cameron Crowe does up until that.
Also, now in my 20’s it’s all the more relevant because I’m an arrogant prick that drinks too much and have a wonderful Hispanic girlfriend.
I want to have sex to a Sigur Ros song now.
Favorite Billy Zane quote:
“Hello, my name is Billy Zane.”
I just like blew my mind.
