GPOYW: Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with B.D. Wong? A.K.A. “Spending my day off in the clothes I passed out in last night, watching SVU, maybe a little high” edition. In this episode, Beaver Casablancas rapes Melissa Joan Hart because he’s a teenage sex addict.
Smoke Beard
I could submit Nick’s picture and his caption to the Louvre as high art. It’d be called “American Dreams”.
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I want to date this man.
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The game takes place in a post-cyberpocalyptic New York called “Neo New York”, after a “chaos dunk” causes the death of millions.
Twelve years prior to the game, Charles Barkley, in an attempt to impress his son Hoopz Barkley, performs a Chaos Dunk—and inadvertently kills almost everyone present. As a result,basketball was made illegal and nearly all great players were killed in “The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041” (a.k.a “B-Ballnacht”)[2].
In 2053, another Chaos Dunk rocks Manhattan, killing fifteen million, and the blame falls on Charles, who is believed to be the only human capable of performing the Chaos Dunk.[2][4] With the help of the Ultimate Hellbane, Charles escapes his pursuers: the B-Ball Removal Department, led by ex-NBA all-star Michael Jordan. Charles follows Ultimate Hellbane through the B-Ball Catacombs to the tomb of LeBron James, discovering that the Ultimate Hellbane is actually Balthios - the Octoroon great grandson of LeBron James. James contacts Charles from the B-ball dimension, offering him a warning which tells him to “seek the Cyberdwarf.”
I need to reevaluate my life.
Downloading that sound effects library was one of the best decisions i’ve ever made
This is AMAZING
Brain seizure
I’m going to ask my boss if I can review this. What’s your stage name?
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I hate everything that the tumblr I got this from stands for, but God damnit if I made a rap album it would have all of what’s pictured above on it.
not jsut any guy comes out and says that, let alonse jsut some random guy.
You’re as baumed as I am!
Really you stupid stupid child.. A CAN OF FUCKING SODA?! Honestly I can not stop laughing at this its fucking hilarious.
AIDS < Diabetes
Take that Jesus.
Traffic tips part 41
hey imagine how awesome that would look with your camera mounted on the hood…
I’d watch this everyday.
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