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My name's Ryan (Holla @ Me!) and I want to play a metal guitar solo so ripping that it opens up a rift in the fabric of the universe and that Cthulhu-thing from Hellboy crawls out.

Also, this is the place where I post stupid shit that doesn't matter.

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Ryan Patrick Broderick
Ryan.Broderick@gmail.com
@Ryanhatesthis

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Aug. 31 2010 9:51PM (20 notes)
Hopefully this photo will work better. Because I sure love this one!

Hopefully this photo will work better. Because I sure love this one!

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TAGGED AS... sex is for faggots, I want to be an engineer, crazyshit,

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Aug. 31 2010 9:15PM (4 notes)
This is fucking insane. Like, this, right here, this is an insane fucking thing. Plz click.

This is fucking insane. Like, this, right here, this is an insane fucking thing. Plz click.

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TAGGED AS... fruit is people too, crazyshit,

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Aug. 31 2010 9:14PM (9 notes)
I want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.

I want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit,

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Aug. 30 2010 6:55PM (51 notes)

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TAGGED AS... religion, god help us all, crazyshit, submission,

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Aug. 30 2010 6:25PM (18 notes)
I have a dream.

I have a dream.

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit,

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Aug. 30 2010 6:24PM (16 notes)
Putin on the ritz.

Putin on the ritz.

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit,

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Aug. 28 2010 3:45PM (6 notes)

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TAGGED AS... ladies are dumb, crazyshit,

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Aug. 28 2010 2:43PM (9 notes)
Said it before, I’ll say it again, there’s something not quite right about the amount of and odd eroticness of Female-Link pictures of the web.

Said it before, I’ll say it again, there’s something not quite right about the amount of and odd eroticness of Female-Link pictures of the web.

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TAGGED AS... I like ladyboys, crazyshit,

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Aug. 27 2010 10:43PM (11 notes)
When this picture was finished loading I was incredibly disappointed to discover it DIDN’T have a penis. What a rip-off.

When this picture was finished loading I was incredibly disappointed to discover it DIDN’T have a penis. What a rip-off.

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit, thingsinvolvingspaceandoranimals,

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Aug. 21 2010 7:40PM (10 notes)
Ah, youth.

Ah, youth.

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit,

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Aug. 21 2010 7:08PM (791 notes)

I swear to God, I am the worst girl ever.

johnwilkestooth:musicalwishes:pointyfuckingshoes:

bialikesthrust:drmultibeard:loveisfortheblind:

touchofredemption:allysyn-:indiansuperhero:ijustwannafuckthisburrito:

I see musicals and romantic comedies on my dash and I’m like:

I see horror and zombie movies and I’m all:

I see these posts about how hard girls have it and what a perfect boy is like:

I see jokes about being in the kitchen and how women should do the dishes:

I see a girl who wants to be married or together for several years before putting out:

I see a guy who can play music, is attractive, and funny as hell:

“Wanna go to the mall/get your nails done/go to a party?”

“Wanna play watch this documentary on space/play xbox/go to a concert?”

lol just got broken up with~

lol favorite bands not coming to your town~

How some girls react meeting their favorite band:

Me:

This is my life.

So relevant to my life.

You sound fat.

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TAGGED AS... girls pooping poop into other girls pooping, crazyshit, Teens 4eva,

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Aug. 14 2010 12:48AM (8 notes)
If you eat this you are sent into a wormhole and ripped into a thousand tiny pieces by gravity.

If you eat this you are sent into a wormhole and ripped into a thousand tiny pieces by gravity.

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit,

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Aug. 14 2010 12:30AM (43 notes)
Ah! Oh God! Ah! Shit!

Ah! Oh God! Ah! Shit!

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit, thingsinvolvingspaceandoranimals,

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Aug. 13 2010 10:26PM (19 notes)
Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep themselves busy while their men were off cooking.
— Hank Hill (via johnwilkestooth). This is tremendous.

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TAGGED AS... popculturegarbage, Europe is for homos, Go America!, crazyshit,

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Aug. 13 2010 2:48PM (2 notes)

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit, rapeology,

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