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I'm pretty awesome. I can bench like 500 lbs. on a bad day.
I wanna be the first man to nail a supermodel on the moon.
I like wine... but in a manly way that makes bitches holla at me.
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Ryan Patrick Broderick
Ryan.Broderick@gmail.com
@Ryanhatesthis
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Student Loans For Beer Money
sometimes editors are busy. and no one talks to the ad dept. it’s so damn hard to find anyway
Oh man. That’s good stuff right there.
noah’s ark is a boat. noah’s arc is a television show about “the lives of four black gay friends dealing with everyday trials, tribulations, triumphs and tragedies.”
If I had a Netflix I would add this to it right now.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!
I hate it I hate it I hate it!
I went back and finished Vanilla Sky. It was my second time seeing it (the first time I saw it was in 2001 in theaters. I went with my dad and I’m not sure why because no one knew it was a mindfuck/sci-fi/philosophy movie yet. I think it was probably because I wanted to see boobs.)
But either way, I noticed a lot of things I didn’t catch the first time. But God damn does it still strike me with the strangest mix of existential dread, fear, and it just make me so sad. What I think makes it stand out though isn’t the mindfuck/whoaaaa no way ending, but how much character work Cameron Crowe does up until that.
Also, now in my 20’s it’s all the more relevant because I’m an arrogant prick that drinks too much and have a wonderful Hispanic girlfriend.
I want to have sex to a Sigur Ros song now.
Favorite Billy Zane quote:
“Hello, my name is Billy Zane.”
I just like blew my mind.
ache:
(via firekatie)
This is so cute I can’t contain myself.
omg :’)
DAWWWWWWWWWW.
If this picture you can’t hear the black kid calling the punk a faggot.
Yeah!!!!! I’m totally going to try this!!!!!!!!!!!
When I first heard this I idea I laugh for a good hour.
(via suburbantragic)
FONTS!
Disney did it for the lolz.
I’ve seen this but never really LOOKED at it before and Jesus Christ is it brilliant.
GPOYW: Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with B.D. Wong? A.K.A. “Spending my day off in the clothes I passed out in last night, watching SVU, maybe a little high” edition. In this episode, Beaver Casablancas rapes Melissa Joan Hart because he’s a teenage sex addict.
Smoke Beard
I could submit Nick’s picture and his caption to the Louvre as high art. It’d be called “American Dreams”.
(via tumblrisforlulz)
I want to date this man.
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The game takes place in a post-cyberpocalyptic New York called “Neo New York”, after a “chaos dunk” causes the death of millions.
Twelve years prior to the game, Charles Barkley, in an attempt to impress his son Hoopz Barkley, performs a Chaos Dunk—and inadvertently kills almost everyone present. As a result,basketball was made illegal and nearly all great players were killed in “The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041” (a.k.a “B-Ballnacht”)[2].
In 2053, another Chaos Dunk rocks Manhattan, killing fifteen million, and the blame falls on Charles, who is believed to be the only human capable of performing the Chaos Dunk.[2][4] With the help of the Ultimate Hellbane, Charles escapes his pursuers: the B-Ball Removal Department, led by ex-NBA all-star Michael Jordan. Charles follows Ultimate Hellbane through the B-Ball Catacombs to the tomb of LeBron James, discovering that the Ultimate Hellbane is actually Balthios - the Octoroon great grandson of LeBron James. James contacts Charles from the B-ball dimension, offering him a warning which tells him to “seek the Cyberdwarf.”
I need to reevaluate my life.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Downloading that sound effects library was one of the best decisions i’ve ever made
This is AMAZING
Brain seizure
I’m going to ask my boss if I can review this. What’s your stage name?
About
I'm pretty awesome. I can bench like 500 lbs. on a bad day.I wanna be the first man to nail a supermodel on the moon.
I like wine... but in a manly way that makes bitches holla at me.
Links
Ryan Patrick Broderick Ryan.Broderick@gmail.com @RyanhatesthisBlog RSS
Student Loans For Beer Money
sometimes editors are busy. and no one talks to the ad dept. it’s so damn hard to find anyway
Oh man. That’s good stuff right there.
noah’s ark is a boat. noah’s arc is a television show about “the lives of four black gay friends dealing with everyday trials, tribulations, triumphs and tragedies.”
If I had a Netflix I would add this to it right now.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!
I hate it I hate it I hate it!
I went back and finished Vanilla Sky. It was my second time seeing it (the first time I saw it was in 2001 in theaters. I went with my dad and I’m not sure why because no one knew it was a mindfuck/sci-fi/philosophy movie yet. I think it was probably because I wanted to see boobs.)
But either way, I noticed a lot of things I didn’t catch the first time. But God damn does it still strike me with the strangest mix of existential dread, fear, and it just make me so sad. What I think makes it stand out though isn’t the mindfuck/whoaaaa no way ending, but how much character work Cameron Crowe does up until that.
Also, now in my 20’s it’s all the more relevant because I’m an arrogant prick that drinks too much and have a wonderful Hispanic girlfriend.
I want to have sex to a Sigur Ros song now.
Favorite Billy Zane quote:
“Hello, my name is Billy Zane.”
I just like blew my mind.
ache:
(via firekatie)This is so cute I can’t contain myself.
omg :’)
DAWWWWWWWWWW.
If this picture you can’t hear the black kid calling the punk a faggot.
Yeah!!!!! I’m totally going to try this!!!!!!!!!!!
When I first heard this I idea I laugh for a good hour.
(via suburbantragic)
FONTS!
Disney did it for the lolz.
I’ve seen this but never really LOOKED at it before and Jesus Christ is it brilliant.
GPOYW: Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with B.D. Wong? A.K.A. “Spending my day off in the clothes I passed out in last night, watching SVU, maybe a little high” edition. In this episode, Beaver Casablancas rapes Melissa Joan Hart because he’s a teenage sex addict.
Smoke Beard
I could submit Nick’s picture and his caption to the Louvre as high art. It’d be called “American Dreams”.
(via tumblrisforlulz)
I want to date this man.
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The game takes place in a post-cyberpocalyptic New York called “Neo New York”, after a “chaos dunk” causes the death of millions.
Twelve years prior to the game, Charles Barkley, in an attempt to impress his son Hoopz Barkley, performs a Chaos Dunk—and inadvertently kills almost everyone present. As a result,basketball was made illegal and nearly all great players were killed in “The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041” (a.k.a “B-Ballnacht”)[2].
In 2053, another Chaos Dunk rocks Manhattan, killing fifteen million, and the blame falls on Charles, who is believed to be the only human capable of performing the Chaos Dunk.[2][4] With the help of the Ultimate Hellbane, Charles escapes his pursuers: the B-Ball Removal Department, led by ex-NBA all-star Michael Jordan. Charles follows Ultimate Hellbane through the B-Ball Catacombs to the tomb of LeBron James, discovering that the Ultimate Hellbane is actually Balthios - the Octoroon great grandson of LeBron James. James contacts Charles from the B-ball dimension, offering him a warning which tells him to “seek the Cyberdwarf.”
I need to reevaluate my life.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Downloading that sound effects library was one of the best decisions i’ve ever made
This is AMAZING
Brain seizure
I’m going to ask my boss if I can review this. What’s your stage name?
