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I'm pretty awesome. I can bench like 500 lbs. on a bad day.

I wanna be the first man to nail a supermodel on the moon.

I like wine... but in a manly way that makes bitches holla at me.

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    20 March 10
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    (via prettyproblematic)
See if I made out with a tranny I’d be more like “ooooh, you got me.” I mean if you look like a hot woman you’re probably hot.

    (via prettyproblematic)

    See if I made out with a tranny I’d be more like “ooooh, you got me.” I mean if you look like a hot woman you’re probably hot.

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    Tags: penis? crazyshit
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    19 March 10
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    fuckyeahdementia:

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aye looka dis gii ryte heah its lyk sum friggin thing or sumthing.

    fuckyeahdementia:

    (via)

    aye looka dis gii ryte heah its lyk sum friggin thing or sumthing.

    Reblogged: fuckyeahdementia

    Tags: crazyshit italian people make me sick
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    Posted: 2:48 PM
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    alwaysintense:

eduardos:

yesss

    alwaysintense:

    eduardos:

    yesss

    Reblogged: alwaysintense

    Tags: crazyshit thingsinvolvingspaceandoranimals
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    17 March 10
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    nervousrex:

SORRY I DIDN’T MENTION. WHISKEY IN A 711 SLUSHIE WAS RYAN’S IDEA. IT’S CALLED A HEMPSTEAD CARBOMB. THE BOMB IS A 5 HOUR ENERGY THAT WILL BE DROPPED IN LATER.

Fucking damn right.

    nervousrex:

    SORRY I DIDN’T MENTION. WHISKEY IN A 711 SLUSHIE WAS RYAN’S IDEA. IT’S CALLED A HEMPSTEAD CARBOMB. THE BOMB IS A 5 HOUR ENERGY THAT WILL BE DROPPED IN LATER.

    Fucking damn right.

    Reblogged: nervousrex

    Tags: crazyshit amanda fucking sucks
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    Posted: 3:19 PM
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    theangryprojectionist:

dontcookbilly:

I wonder what’s in there…

TRAP

I’m sure the common idea is that it’s not porn, but I hope that it IS porn because I don’t want my soldiers fighting with full testicles.

    theangryprojectionist:

    dontcookbilly:

    I wonder what’s in there…

    TRAP

    I’m sure the common idea is that it’s not porn, but I hope that it IS porn because I don’t want my soldiers fighting with full testicles.

    Reblogged: theangryprojectionist

    Tags: full testicles crazyshit
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    Posted: 1:03 AM
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    Posted: 12:48 AM
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    fat people are full of poop.

    fat people are full of poop.

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    Posted: 12:18 AM
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    This man is also in this picture I posted in Febuary. Before you unfollow me just… take that all in… just think about that for a while…

    This man is also in this picture I posted in Febuary. Before you unfollow me just… take that all in… just think about that for a while…

    Tags: penisman crazyshit
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    16 March 10
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    (via dogfromspace)
Posting Electronic News and Interesting Stories.
PENIS.

    (via dogfromspace)

    Posting Electronic News and Interesting Stories.

    PENIS.

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    Tags: crazyshit he has a vagina
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    15 March 10
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    shakespeareandshoes:

sometimes editors are busy. and no one talks to the ad dept. it’s so damn hard to find anyway

Oh man. That’s good stuff right there.

    shakespeareandshoes:

    sometimes editors are busy. and no one talks to the ad dept. it’s so damn hard to find anyway

    Oh man. That’s good stuff right there.

    Reblogged: shakespeareandshoes

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    14 March 10
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    synecdoche:

noah’s ark is a boat. noah’s arc is a television show about “the lives of four black gay friends dealing with everyday trials, tribulations, triumphs and tragedies.”

If I had a Netflix I would add this to it right now.

    synecdoche:

    noah’s ark is a boat. noah’s arc is a television show about “the lives of four black gay friends dealing with everyday trials, tribulations, triumphs and tragedies.”

    If I had a Netflix I would add this to it right now.

    Reblogged: synecdoche

    Tags: 4 gay African-Americans just trying to make it crazyshit
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    Posted: 4:52 AM
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    brendangerous:

exspectator:

kennethqaction:

mooshoo:

CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!




I hate it I hate it I hate it!

    brendangerous:

    exspectator:

    kennethqaction:

    mooshoo:

    CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!

    I hate it I hate it I hate it!

    Reblogged: brendangerous

    Tags: fooooooooooot SJP 2010 crazyshit
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    Posted: 4:51 AM
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    I went back and finished Vanilla Sky. It was my second time seeing it (the first time I saw it was in 2001 in theaters. I went with my dad and I’m not sure why because no one knew it was a mindfuck/sci-fi/philosophy movie yet. I think it was probably because I wanted to see boobs.)
But either way, I noticed a lot of things I didn’t catch the first time. But God damn does it still strike me with the strangest mix of existential dread, fear, and it just make me so sad. What I think makes it stand out though isn’t the mindfuck/whoaaaa no way ending, but how much character work Cameron Crowe does up until that.
Also, now in my 20’s it’s all the more relevant because I’m an arrogant prick that drinks too much and have a wonderful Hispanic girlfriend.
I want to have sex to a Sigur Ros song now.

    I went back and finished Vanilla Sky. It was my second time seeing it (the first time I saw it was in 2001 in theaters. I went with my dad and I’m not sure why because no one knew it was a mindfuck/sci-fi/philosophy movie yet. I think it was probably because I wanted to see boobs.)

    But either way, I noticed a lot of things I didn’t catch the first time. But God damn does it still strike me with the strangest mix of existential dread, fear, and it just make me so sad. What I think makes it stand out though isn’t the mindfuck/whoaaaa no way ending, but how much character work Cameron Crowe does up until that.

    Also, now in my 20’s it’s all the more relevant because I’m an arrogant prick that drinks too much and have a wonderful Hispanic girlfriend.

    I want to have sex to a Sigur Ros song now.

    Tags: crazyshit realtalk Tom Cruise is dreaming us into existence
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    13 March 10
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    Favorite Billy Zane quote:
“Hello, my name is Billy Zane.”

    Favorite Billy Zane quote:

    “Hello, my name is Billy Zane.”

    Tags: Billy Zane crazyshit
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    Posted: 12:15 PM
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    I just like blew my mind.

    I just like blew my mind.

    Tags: mean things crazyshit
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