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Hopefully this photo will work better. Because I sure love this one!

This is fucking insane. Like, this, right here, this is an insane fucking thing. Plz click.

I want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.

(via fuckyeahshittypicniks)

I have a dream.

Putin on the ritz.

Said it before, I’ll say it again, there’s something not quite right about the amount of and odd eroticness of Female-Link pictures of the web.

When this picture was finished loading I was incredibly disappointed to discover it DIDN’T have a penis. What a rip-off.

Ah, youth.

I swear to God, I am the worst girl ever.

johnwilkestooth:musicalwishes:pointyfuckingshoes:

bialikesthrust:drmultibeard:loveisfortheblind:

touchofredemption:allysyn-:indiansuperhero:ijustwannafuckthisburrito:

I see musicals and romantic comedies on my dash and I’m like:

I see horror and zombie movies and I’m all:

I see these posts about how hard girls have it and what a perfect boy is like:

I see jokes about being in the kitchen and how women should do the dishes:

I see a girl who wants to be married or together for several years before putting out:

I see a guy who can play music, is attractive, and funny as hell:

“Wanna go to the mall/get your nails done/go to a party?”

“Wanna play watch this documentary on space/play xbox/go to a concert?”

lol just got broken up with~

lol favorite bands not coming to your town~

How some girls react meeting their favorite band:

Me:

This is my life.

So relevant to my life.

You sound fat.

If you eat this you are sent into a wormhole and ripped into a thousand tiny pieces by gravity.

Ah! Oh God! Ah! Shit!

“Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep themselves busy while their men were off cooking.”

— Hank Hill (via johnwilkestooth). This is tremendous.

Doodles | Look at this crazy shit I found! | Rants | Things involving space and/or animals | Popculture garbage | Sccciiieeennnccceee! | Stupid videos!

I swear to God, I am the worst girl ever.

Doodles |

Look at this crazy shit I found! |

Rants |

Things involving space and/or animals |

Popculture garbage |

Sccciiieeennnccceee! |

Stupid videos!