My name’s Ryan (Holla @ Me!) and I want to play a metal guitar solo so ripping that it opens up a rift in the fabric of the universe and that Cthulhu-thing from Hellboy crawls out. Also, this is the place where I post stupid shit that doesn’t matter.Tumblr (3.0; @studentloansforbeermoney)http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83uodRIeM1qzigjno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am sick of being too busy to internet.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1051887922http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1051887922Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:45:48 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82sfgdohq1qzpzfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thecampuspoo.com/post/1049359376/via-robotindisguise">thecampuspoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://robotindisguise.tumblr.com/">robotindisguise</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a perfect use of the internet.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1049688466http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1049688466Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:32:53 -0400thingsinvolvingspaceandoranimals<p>I spun the dial on my alarm clock and went to bed. I woke up to Steve Harvey yelling at women, playing R&B and talking about Jesus. I have listened to this morning show ever since.</p> <p>I love it.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046228941http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046228941Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:05:22 -0400Steve Harvey is a psychopathand baldpopculturegarbage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81xuguRFf1qziykqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://internetarchaeology.tumblr.com/post/1046202849/via-us-p-vclart-net-2002">internetarchaeology</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Nereid/jomon.jpg">us-p.vclart.net</a></p> <p>(2002)</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a picture of a CGI horseman ejaculating. You’re welcome.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046220505http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046220505Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:03:19 -0400thingsinvolvingspaceandoranimals<p>Rob Zombie.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046124985http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046124985Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:40:53 -0400remember that thing?music!?<p>Where the only music that’s allowed to be played is:</p> <ul> <li>Insane Clown Posse</li> <li>Disturbed</li> <li>Powerman 5000</li> <li>Trapt</li> <li>Finger Eleven</li> <li>KoRn</li> <li>Linkin Park</li> <li>Twiztid</li> <li>Slightly Stoopid</li> <li>311</li> <li>P.O.D.</li> <li>Limp Bizkit</li> <li>Alien Ant Farm</li> <li>Mudvayne</li> <li>HIM</li> <li>30 Seconds To Mars</li> <li>Audioslave</li> <li>Slipknot</li> <li>and WWE Official Soundtracks</li> </ul> <p>Let’s make this a reality, please.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046119265http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046119265Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:39:36 -0400I listen to good musicI swim in the pool with jean shorts and XXL t-shirtI have a rat tail<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81wmdGia91qzigjno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This move is on Showtime right now and I’m considering staying up all night to watch it and get really angry.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046088810http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046088810Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:32:37 -0400White people are just terriblepopculturegarbagewomen are easily manipulated<p>I’m wearing a towel.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046078356http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1046078356Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:30:02 -0400things on TV currently or within the last 30 minutespopculturegarbage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81p6n1Yd61qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hopefully this photo will work better. Because I sure love this one!</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1045358691http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1045358691Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:51:58 -0400sex is for faggotsI want to be an engineercrazyshit<p>Trying out a new chrome extension for Tumblr and didn’t realize it back linked to 4chan. </p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1045212148http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1045212148Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:21:14 -0400whoops!<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81nhvgE1a1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is fucking insane. Like, this, right here, this is an insane fucking thing. Plz click.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1045185658http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1045185658Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:15:30 -0400fruit is people toocrazyshit<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81nfh5UUN1qzigjno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1045178351http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1045178351Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:14:04 -0400crazyshit<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81j1onhgF1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is my other poster.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1044752326http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1044752326Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:39:23 -0400NonsenseProject Revolution<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81it6BWXv1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Since Marc is uploading his, this is one of my Nonsense posters.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1044728717http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1044728717Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:34:16 -0400Nonsenseitalian people make me sick<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l817hz2N8F1qb2hf0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nervousrex.tumblr.com/post/1044321696/chokeonacheeseburger-via-anythingaboutanything">nervousrex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chokeonacheeseburger.tumblr.com/post/1044316891/via-anythingaboutanything-alisaily-dahk-blue">chokeonacheeseburger</a>:(via <a href="http://anythingaboutanything.tumblr.com/">anythingaboutanything</a>, <a href="http://-alisaily.tumblr.com/post/1043681997">-alisaily</a>)</p> <p>Ryan.</p> </blockquote> <p>I was pretty alone in a crowded room the last time I masturbated on the subway.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1044623866http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1044623866Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:11:44 -0400I masturbate all day everydaySomething Corporate makes my underwear smell damp<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zlc54CzL1qbmzuxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahshittypicniks.tumblr.com/">fuckyeahshittypicniks</a>)</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1039071422http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1039071422Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:55:49 -0400religiongod help us allcrazyshitsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zkywjEX81qzigjno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I have a dream.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1038935435http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1038935435Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:25:43 -0400crazyshit<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zkxrqDI61qzigjno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Putin on the ritz.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1038932488http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1038932488Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:24:57 -0400crazyshit<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7vo7mcUzi1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1026687419http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1026687419Sat, 28 Aug 2010 15:45:22 -0400ladies are dumbcrazyshit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7vlbwC1zS1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Said it before, I’ll say it again, there’s something not quite right about the amount of and odd eroticness of Female-Link pictures of the web.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1026422511http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/1026422511Sat, 28 Aug 2010 14:43:07 -0400I like ladyboyscrazyshit