I’m pretty awesome. I can bench like 500 lbs. on a bad day. I wanna be the first man to nail a supermodel on the moon. I like wine… but in a manly way that makes bitches holla at me.Tumblr (3.0; @studentloansforbeermoney)http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/456678584/tumblr_kzhca77KBw1qz6gfd&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rubenfeld.tumblr.com/post/456622068/song-of-the-day-piebald-king-of-the-road">rubenfeld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Song of the day:</p> <p>Piebald — King of the Road</p> </blockquote> <p>NEWBURY COMICS!</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/456678584http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/456678584Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:13:16 -0400popculturegarbage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzghx9JiWH1qz72j6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahdementia.tumblr.com/post/456523690/badatpettingcats-ieatcatlitter-moosiemoose-swissers">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://badatpettingcats.tumblr.com/post/455855619/ieatcatlitter">badatpettingcats</a>:<a href="http://ieatcatlitter.tumblr.com/post/455842980/moosiemoose-swisserswatter-croatoan-scatteredwords">ieatcatlitter</a>:<a href="http://moosiemoose.tumblr.com/post/455827614">moosiemoose</a>:<a href="http://swisserswatter.tumblr.com/post/455825129/croatoan-scatteredwords-japanesejuicebox-iwantmybea">swisserswatter</a>:<a href="http://croatoan.tumblr.com/post/455813804/scatteredwords-japanesejuicebox">croatoan</a>:<a href="http://scatteredwords.tumblr.com/post/455812883">scatteredwords</a>:<a href="http://japanesejuicebox.tumblr.com/post/455804131/iwantmybearsuit">japanesejuicebox</a>:<a href="http://iwantmybearsuit.tumblr.com/post/455768584">iwantmybearsuit</a>:<a href="http://viciousfrenzy.tumblr.com/post/455761056">viciousfrenzy</a>:<a href="http://cendrars.tumblr.com/post/455749844/bowfolk-alishalisha-from-asher-thanks">cendrars</a>:<a href="http://bowfolk.tumblr.com/post/455743434/alishalisha-from-asher-thanks-bb">bowfolk</a>:<a href="http://alishalisha.net/post/455721735">alishalisha</a>:</p> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/456556755http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/456556755Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:42:48 -0400thingsinvolvingspaceandoranimals<p>I work very hard at both of those things. But as far as the sup’ing goes I’m taken. Sorry giiiirl.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454954551http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454954551Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:46:59 -0400<p>Nope. You should do that, but to our news section. I don’t want to see it.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454953673http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454953673Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:46:25 -0400<p>I was raped.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454934526http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454934526Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:34:07 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzfy4z1XhO1qztiabo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nervousrex.tumblr.com/post/454927244/sorry-i-didnt-mention-whiskey-in-a-711-slushie">nervousrex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SORRY I DIDN’T MENTION. WHISKEY IN A 711 SLUSHIE WAS <a href="http://studentloansforbeermoney.com">RYAN’S</a> IDEA. IT’S CALLED A HEMPSTEAD CARBOMB. THE BOMB IS A 5 HOUR ENERGY THAT WILL BE DROPPED IN LATER.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fucking damn right.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454928597http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454928597Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:30:19 -0400crazyshitamanda fucking sucks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzelsfOdWT1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theangryprojectionist.tumblr.com/post/454836481/dontcookbilly-i-wonder-whats-in-there-trap">theangryprojectionist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dontcookbilly.tumblr.com/post/454467654/i-wonder-whats-in-there">dontcookbilly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wonder what’s in there…</p> </blockquote> <p>TRAP</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m sure the common idea is that it’s not porn, but I hope that it IS porn because I don’t want my soldiers fighting with full testicles.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454913018http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/454913018Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:19:58 -0400full testiclescrazyshit<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzeu1whRa31qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453808175http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453808175Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:03:32 -0400crazyshit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzetd9PlQh1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fat people are full of poop.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453781039http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453781039Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:48:44 -0400crazyshit<p>Aw shucks, NSN is like the one thing that gets me through AP English.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453767554http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453767554Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:41:18 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzeryn6OSW1qzigjno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This man is also <a href="http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/392328313/so-i-didnt-wanna-like-blow-my-safe-harbor-load">in this picture</a> I posted in Febuary. Before you unfollow me just… take that all in… just think about that for a while…</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453724029http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453724029Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:18:23 -0400penismancrazyshit<p>Look here for silly babies!</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453660189http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453660189Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:45:13 -0400<p>I was trying to figure out a way to make my logo look more like The <a href="http://www.myspace.com/millionaires">Millionaires’ myspace</a>.</p> <p>Once I do, I’m just going to create a fake teenage girl and turn my tumblr into her myspace.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453658262http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453658262Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:44:12 -0400<p><a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/453623481/jon-stewart-explains-wall-street">inothernews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul> <li>Jon Stewart, the corporation, wants a million dollars.</li> <li>Jon Stewart has a 1984 Volvo “with a Pioneer tape deck” as collateral.</li> <li>Jon Stewart calls his “ratings agency,” who says his “piece of shit Volvo” is worth “two and a half, three million bucks.”</li> <li>Jon Stewart uses his Volvo to borrow $1 million from the Fed, not at 9-30%, but at zero percent.</li> <li>(Jon Stewart gives himself a million dollar bonus for getting a million dollar loan on collateral of a piece of shit car.)</li> <li>Creditors now want Jon Stewart to pay them back.</li> <li>Jon Stewart creates a “dummy company to hide crap assets to inflate perception of your main company” - that is, he sells them his piece-of-shit Volvo.  For $2.5 million!</li> <li>“Who do you think you are?” Jon Stewart asks himself of his maneuver.  “Citigroup, who <em>did exactly that</em>?”</li> <li>Jon Stewart decides he needs to burn down a house to collect insurance funds with which to pay back creditors.  Insurance on something Jon Stewart doesn’t own!  Just like how AIG insured Goldman Sachs.</li> <li>Jon Stewart, caught up in his own shenanigans, is forced from his company.</li> <li>But it’s okay, Jon Stewart collects a severance package.  A taxpayer-funded $10 million severance package.</li> </ul> </blockquote> <p>Alright, that’s enough. I’m unfollowing inothernews. I think my dashboard can do without other people’s pictures with arrogant captions tacked on and other people’s work dressed up as “gotcha moments”.</p> <p>Boom, pow, realtalk, Gawker is killing the news.</p> <p>If you want real news on tumblr, anyone looking at this, I suggesting following <a href="http://rubenfeld.tumblr.com/">Rubenfeld</a>.</p> <p>Better content, way less slant.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453655386http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/453655386Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:42:43 -0400tumblrfeud'10rants<p><a href="http://hugesuccess.tumblr.com/post/452522703/roll-over-woodstock-we-won">hugesuccess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote>““Roll over, Woodstock. We won.””</blockquote> <p>— Iggy Pop, <a target="_blank" href="http://pitchfork.com/news/38199-echo-chamber-iggy-pop/">during his Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction </a></p> </blockquote> <p>Jesus that’s cool.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452527288http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452527288Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:16:13 -0400cool shitpopculturegarbage<p>Oh man! I’ve always wanted to be invited to a NYC tumblr-party but <a href="http://www.hofstrachronicle.com">the paper</a> I’m the editor-in-chief for goes to print that night so I’ll be drinking whiskey and copy-editing all night.</p> <p>Next one though. Definitely the next one.</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452519544http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452519544Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:10:54 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzdwjibxnb1qzigjno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So excited for this. Although FTSK’s cover of “Crazy Train” is a lil 2 hard 4 me :P</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452503225http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452503225Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:59:42 -0400SCREAMOTHE MAINE!!!!!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzdwgu9x4z1qzigjno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>REASONS I LUV NVRSHTNVR:</p> <ul> <li>He’s adorbz, duh!</li> <li>He loves God</li> <li>He totez votez McCain</li> <li>One tiem I was listenin to him on the way to school and my mom thought it was The Beatles and I was like ew gross no way, it’s NEVERSHOUTNEVER</li> <li>I’m gunna lose my V-card to him and then marry him at Bamboozle this year.</li> </ul>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452500968http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452500968Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:58:06 -0400!!!!!!!!!wet underwear<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzdq4nACRw1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>wHeNeVeR i FeEl SaD i ThInK aBoUt muh fav ParaMOAR songz but I juz cAnT fEeL bEtTeR diz time.</p> <p>MuH BF TrIsTaN sAiD I wasn’t Br00tal enuff 4 HIM!</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452311244http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452311244Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:41:06 -0400I'm slowing turning my tumblr into a 16 year-old girl's live journalSCREAMO<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzdp3s5e7b1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look at theez kewtiez!</p>http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452280824http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/452280824Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:19:03 -0400SCREAMO