Ryan Patrick Broderick
Ryan.Broderick@gmail.com
@Ryanhatesthis
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What do I look like? a hippie?
Be gone.
No, if I want to look stupid I’ll become a mime.
Gee thanks, but I’m high on life.
What’s with the outdated game show references? That’s probably the least cool kind of reference you can ever make.
I gave up around the low teens, but can someone verify whether or not the phrase “24/7” shows up on here? Is “not wanting to be the weakest link” also cited?
What about references to that “New Garage Rock” the youngs are twit-spacing about with the Stroke-Stripes and the Clap Your Hands Say “Fuck Yeah! Twilightzzz?”
Someone (unemployed Gawker alumni, mayhap?) who knows the value of dropping a solid sativa on judiciously doubled up ADHD medication needs to rebut this point by point.
I think they’re blurring the line between being a person who doesn’t smoke weed that people would still hang out with and just being a dickhead. “I don’t want your life.” What a cock.
LOL I’M WAY TOO COMFORTABLE TO SMOKE MARY WANNA WITH YOU!!! BUT ITS COOL!!! LET’S GO TO THE BEACH AND LISTEN TO DEATH CAB TOMORROW!!! OR WILL YOU BE TOO HUNGOVER FROM YOUR BONG???
(Incidentally, an old girlfriend said this… verbatim to me…)
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