Ryan Broderick
Have you ever looked up in the night sky and wondered if I was starring at the same moon? That’s Ryan Broderick in a nutshell. Of course, because of a paperwork error Ryan is actually trapped inside of a nutshell. So in sense, that’s the whole thing in a nutshell. Nutshell.

Marc Butcavage
Marc Butcavage has been doing comedy since you were in short pants. Fluent in Swahili and an amateur phrenologist. He was recently cleared of the time crime committed under the name of ‘Aaron Burr’. By the time you’ve read this, you will have already read this.

David Gordon
How do you understand someone like David Gordon? You don’t.

Billy Florio
Billy Florio does a lot of comedy in a lot of places. Also, he wears jackets are that too small for him and when he moves around the jackets get bunched up and he feels uncomfortable. Also, he doesn’t wear pants, so that makes things uncomfortable for everyone else.

Jon Hanford
You know that uncle that comes to your barbecues and yells at you about the Hadron Collider making everyone insane? That’s Jon. Except he gives you Marlboro Reds and makes you watch him take apart your VCR.

Emily Cummins
Emily loves wine. And tiny food.

Matt Ern
Matt Ern has a portal in his closet that let’s him climb through it into a secret garden where he’s actually a mythical prince that rides dragons, bangs elf princesses, and eats dragon tacos.