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5 December 09

This

is the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

11:20 into the movie…

Posted: 8:11 PM

Is it weird that I imagine

This Cedric Diggery guy having a really like… REALLY long penis. Like a tentacle.

That’s weird isn’t it?

Posted: 8:10 PM

Me and DG

are watching New Moon in the office…

It just started and it’s already really stupid.

Like she’s just breathing and I hate it.

Posted: 8:08 PM

What does it mean to be a part of tumblr? It means having a love for Harry Potter. It means making fun of twilight. Its liking LOLCATS, cats in general, memegenerators, insanity wolf, disliking tracehorse and his brother Miley, it means being awkward and crude even though you are a virgin, it means being able to quote Mean Girls a thousand times over, its posting pretty pictures, it is loving everyone; no matter what they look like or how much they weigh, being a part of Tumblr is being a part of the Circle of Life (also being a fan of all Disney movies).

synecdoche:

veruca-salt:

skyehorror:

nakedundermyclothes:

suchbeautifulwords:

passionformusic:

iminditch:countingcards:drugsandsex:(via sexyskittles)

Well, this is wholly inaccurate.

they got the “not knowing the difference between its and it’s” part of tumblr right.

I don’t like it when people try and make tumblr a thing…

Reblogged: synecdoche

Posted: 7:30 PM
flintheart: drtenge: Hardkor 44 this is pretty great Steampunk does the brown the acid.

flintheart:

drtenge:

Hardkor 44

this is pretty great

Steampunk does the brown the acid.

Reblogged: flintheart

Posted: 7:30 PM
the-mu: Fuck. The Onion is like the best thing ever. Thing I’m currently trying to great a resume good enough to apply for reblog.

the-mu:

Fuck.

The Onion is like the best thing ever.

Thing I’m currently trying to great a resume good enough to apply for reblog.

Reblogged: the-mu

Posted: 6:25 PM

I love

when my tumblarity is 1337.

Posted: 5:47 PM
Social commentary.

Social commentary.

Posted: 5:04 PM

my arm hurts

emcum:

i got the h1n1 vaccine.

My doesn’t yet. Weird right?

Reblogged: emcum

Posted: 4:56 PM
synecdoche: hammerito:stonymcgiver: clavicula: hasslethehoff:expecto-patronum:iwasarecord Cosmic…

synecdoche:

hammerito:stonymcgiver:

clavicula:

hasslethehoff:expecto-patronum:iwasarecord

Cosmic…

Reblogged: synecdoche

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh
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