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My name's Ryan (Holla @ Me!) and I want to play a metal guitar solo so ripping that it opens up a rift in the fabric of the universe and that Cthulhu-thing from Hellboy crawls out.

Also, this is the place where I post stupid shit that doesn't matter.

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Ryan Patrick Broderick
Ryan.Broderick@gmail.com
@Ryanhatesthis

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Sep. 2 2010 1:45AM (8 notes)
I am sick of being too busy to internet.

I am sick of being too busy to internet.

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Sep. 1 2010 5:32PM (109 notes)
thecampuspoo: (via robotindisguise) This is a perfect use of the internet.

thecampuspoo:

(via robotindisguise)

This is a perfect use of the internet.

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TAGGED AS... thingsinvolvingspaceandoranimals,

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Sep. 1 2010 1:05AM (6 notes)

My first day of college freshman year

I spun the dial on my alarm clock and went to bed. I woke up to Steve Harvey yelling at women, playing R&B and talking about Jesus. I have listened to this morning show ever since.

I love it.

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TAGGED AS... Steve Harvey is a psychopath, and bald, popculturegarbage,

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Sep. 1 2010 1:03AM (34 notes)
internetarchaeology: via us-p.vclart.net (2002) This is a picture of a CGI horseman ejaculating. You’re welcome.

internetarchaeology:

via us-p.vclart.net

(2002)

This is a picture of a CGI horseman ejaculating. You’re welcome.

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TAGGED AS... thingsinvolvingspaceandoranimals,

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Sep. 1 2010 12:40AM (1 note)

Also

Rob Zombie.

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TAGGED AS... remember that thing?, music!?,

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Sep. 1 2010 12:39AM (18 notes)

Who has a house where I can throw a party

Where the only music that’s allowed to be played is:

  • Insane Clown Posse
  • Disturbed
  • Powerman 5000
  • Trapt
  • Finger Eleven
  • KoRn
  • Linkin Park
  • Twiztid
  • Slightly Stoopid
  • 311
  • P.O.D.
  • Limp Bizkit
  • Alien Ant Farm
  • Mudvayne
  • HIM
  • 30 Seconds To Mars
  • Audioslave
  • Slipknot
  • and WWE Official Soundtracks

Let’s make this a reality, please.

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TAGGED AS... I listen to good music, I swim in the pool with jean shorts and XXL t-shirt, I have a rat tail,

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Sep. 1 2010 12:32AM (9 notes)
This move is on Showtime right now and I’m considering staying up all night to watch it and get really angry.

This move is on Showtime right now and I’m considering staying up all night to watch it and get really angry.

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TAGGED AS... White people are just terrible, popculturegarbage, women are easily manipulated,

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Sep. 1 2010 12:30AM (5 notes)

You’ll have to speak up

I’m wearing a towel.

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TAGGED AS... things on TV currently or within the last 30 minutes, popculturegarbage,

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Aug. 31 2010 9:51PM (20 notes)
Hopefully this photo will work better. Because I sure love this one!

Hopefully this photo will work better. Because I sure love this one!

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TAGGED AS... sex is for faggots, I want to be an engineer, crazyshit,

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Aug. 31 2010 9:21PM (1 note)

Whoops sorry about the banana comic

Trying out a new chrome extension for Tumblr and didn’t realize it back linked to 4chan. 

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TAGGED AS... whoops!,

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Aug. 31 2010 9:15PM (4 notes)
This is fucking insane. Like, this, right here, this is an insane fucking thing. Plz click.

This is fucking insane. Like, this, right here, this is an insane fucking thing. Plz click.

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TAGGED AS... fruit is people too, crazyshit,

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Aug. 31 2010 9:14PM (9 notes)
I want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.

I want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.

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TAGGED AS... crazyshit,

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Aug. 31 2010 7:39PM (3 notes)
This is my other poster.

This is my other poster.

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TAGGED AS... Nonsense, Project Revolution,

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Aug. 31 2010 7:34PM (16 notes)
Since Marc is uploading his, this is one of my Nonsense posters.

Since Marc is uploading his, this is one of my Nonsense posters.

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TAGGED AS... Nonsense, italian people make me sick,

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Aug. 31 2010 7:11PM (67 notes)
nervousrex: chokeonacheeseburger:(via anythingaboutanything, -alisaily) Ryan. I was pretty alone in a crowded room the last time I masturbated on the subway.

nervousrex:

chokeonacheeseburger:(via anythingaboutanything, -alisaily)

Ryan.

I was pretty alone in a crowded room the last time I masturbated on the subway.

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TAGGED AS... I masturbate all day everyday, Something Corporate makes my underwear smell damp,

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