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8 February 10

inothernews:

I don’t care what this scientist in this scientific journal says - our planet and Universe are NOT a giant hologram. Now put your 3-D glasses back on.

For many months, the GEO600 team-members had been scratching their heads over inexplicable noise that is plaguing their giant detector. Then, out of the blue, a researcher approached them with an explanation. In fact, he had even predicted the noise before he knew they were detecting it. According to Craig Hogan, a physicist at the Fermilab particle physics lab in Batavia, Illinois, GEO600 has stumbled upon the fundamental limit of space-time - the point where space-time stops behaving like the smooth continuum Einstein described and instead dissolves into “grains”, just as a newspaper photograph dissolves into dots as you zoom in. “It looks like GEO600 is being buffeted by the microscopic quantum convulsions of space-time,” says Hogan.

If this doesn’t blow your socks off, then Hogan, who has just been appointed director of Fermilab’s Center for Particle Astrophysics, has an even bigger shock in store: “If the GEO600 result is what I suspect it is, then we are all living in a giant cosmic hologram.”

The idea that we live in a hologram probably sounds absurd, but it is a natural extension of our best understanding of black holes, and something with a pretty firm theoretical footing. It has also been surprisingly helpful for physicists wrestling with theories of how the universe works at its most fundamental level.

(Read the rest of this insanity - it is insanity, right? - at New Scientist.)

It’s funny because of how much sense this makes. Also, I think I remember drunkenly being told by my friend Jonsense (Ex-Genius) that there’s a point in space where reality actually appears to be pixelated.

Also, this is funny because it fits into a short story I wrote in Sophomore year of high school about how in the very very very far future we destroy everything on earth with bombs and then the last line of the story is the first line again meaning it was doomed to happen forever (LOL mad deepz right?). But it fits because what if we made a gigantic super computer super far in the future that made a projection of our history and that’s what we’re living in right now.

Sorta like Futurama’s God computer.

omg I wanna smoke weed and think about this until I frighten myself.

Reblogged: inothernews

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Posted: 3:49 PM
alwaysintense:

deepdownsouth:

(via spiritsurfing666)


Muscles is power.

alwaysintense:

deepdownsouth:

(via spiritsurfing666)

Muscles is power.

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Tags: crazyshit
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Posted: 3:44 PM
connorfortin:

football.

Sports are gay.

connorfortin:

football.

Sports are gay.

Reblogged: connorfortin

Tags: crazyshit
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Posted: 2:52 PM
brokensocial:

Oh my god what have they done to Monopoly.

sdlfjsdlkfkaw;ldksa;ldk omg nooo my childhood!!!!!!!!11
LOLJK things change over time and no one plays board games anymore because the internet exists.

brokensocial:

Oh my god what have they done to Monopoly.

sdlfjsdlkfkaw;ldksa;ldk omg nooo my childhood!!!!!!!!11

LOLJK things change over time and no one plays board games anymore because the internet exists.

Reblogged: brokensocial

Tags: crazyshit
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Posted: 1:25 PM
pertoleum:

(via fuckyeahdementia)

This is perfect. This is a perfect thing.

pertoleum:

(via fuckyeahdementia)

This is perfect. This is a perfect thing.

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Posted: 12:52 PM
nervousrex:

subwaytovenus:

charlottesweb:

100-pound rodent kept as pet

This capybara has a saddle.
Your argument is invalid.

Oh my god, I want it.

Ah! Oh God!

nervousrex:

subwaytovenus:

charlottesweb:

100-pound rodent kept as pet

This capybara has a saddle.

Your argument is invalid.

Oh my god, I want it.

Ah! Oh God!

Reblogged: nervousrex

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Posted: 12:46 PM

mondosmusicbox:

Teacher Claims He Was Fired After Complaining Muslim Pupils Called 9/11 Hijackers ‘Heroes’

skinaybetty:

absentimental:

bowlingalleylawyer:

A British teacher was fired from his job after complaining that some of his Muslim students were celebrating the Sept. 11 hijackers as “heroes,” the Daily Mail reported.

Nicholas Kafouris, 40, who taught at East London’s Bigland Green Primary School for 12 years, is suing the school for racial discrimination after he was allegedly forced from his post because he would not tolerate the remarks of his students.

Kafouris claims members of his class, some as young as eight years old, openly praised Islamic extremists in his classroom, hailing the terrorists behind the attacks of Sept. 11 as “martyrs,” the Daily Mail reported.

Kafouris alleges the students told him they “want to be Islamic bombers when we grow up,” and “the Christians and Jews are our enemies, you too because you’re a Christian,” according to the Daily Mail.

this is what we should be scared of; not what fat tards like Glen Beck say.

don’t know how much of this i believe considering both fox news and the daily mail are both very conservative news organizations that have no problem distorting the truth.

If I was 8 years old and didn’t live in America I’d wanna blow it up too.

Reblogged: mondosmusicbox

Tags: crazyshit
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Posted: 12:40 PM
I think this is gonna be the first picture in a new section I’m gonna title:
“Hardcore Fail”.

I think this is gonna be the first picture in a new section I’m gonna title:

“Hardcore Fail”.

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Posted: 12:34 PM
Vampire Weekend covered Ruby Soho by Rancid.
I think that’s pretty darn neat. Plus it’s a really pretty track.

Vampire Weekend covered Ruby Soho by Rancid.

I think that’s pretty darn neat. Plus it’s a really pretty track.

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Posted: 12:30 PM
(via fuckyeahdementia)
lol wut?

(via fuckyeahdementia)

lol wut?

Reblogged: fuckyeahdementia

Tags: crazyshit
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Posted: 12:21 PM

Google's commercial.

inothernews:

Google’s spot, “Parisian Love,” was genius, pure and simple, telling a love story via search terms.

The commercial was a sharp contrast to ads by rival Bing (that did not air during the Super Bowl), which focus on the din and noise of “search overload” and illustrates the point with a bunch of people talking over one another.  The point Bing’s ad tries to make - that Google search too often brings up results that have nothing to do with what the user is actually looking for - culminates in an unbearable cacophony of voices by the end of the spot.

But Google does nothing to hide from that fact: rather, their commercial - which timed out at just over 50 seconds - seems to pride itself on the mess of search results it generates, allowing the unseen user - perhaps two users? - to narrow down those results by themselves, resulting in a happy ending.

The relative silence of the spot - accompanied by a Mark Mothersbaugh-like tune and a few sound effects - mirrors Google’s simplified user interface.  In short, the ad told a great story by showing us exactly what it is that Google does, without all the bells (‘cept for the wedding ones) and whistles.

In their first TV ad ever, Google gave us exactly what we were looking for.

Agreed.

Reblogged: inothernews

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7 February 10
(via tumblrisforlulz)
This is the best Snooki embed.

(via tumblrisforlulz)

This is the best Snooki embed.

Reblogged: tumblrisforlulz

Tags: crazyshit
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Posted: 7:17 PM

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Posted: 7:04 PM
Superbowl night is like opposite TV. I only give a shit when the commercials are on.

Superbowl night is like opposite TV. I only give a shit when the commercials are on.

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Posted: 7:02 PM

david gordon, i'm going to have to ask you to unfollow me.

caitygee:

studentloansforbeermoney:

caitygee:

and then promptly exit the closet. WE KNOW YOU AIN’T LOOKING FOR CHIRSTMAS PRESENTS THAT FAR BACK THERE.

I saw these and thought of you:

http://www.gibbsny.edu/

http://www.phoenix.edu/

http://www.uti.edu/

http://www.devry.edu/

http://www.instantdegrees.com/

http://www.getinfo.kaplan.edu/

LOL. IT’S FUNNY CAUSE I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER YOUR DRUNK ASS BITCHING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO PAY FOR HOFSTRA EITHER, WHINY CHILD OF DIVORCE MOTHER FUCKER.

I can hear crumbs coming out of your mouth as you e-yell at me.

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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh